- 1 bunch dinosaur kale (or curly kale)
- 1 lemon, juiced, divided
- ½ to 1 teaspoon salt, divided
- 2 tablespoon olive oil
- 3 tablespoons apple cider vinegar
- ½ orange, juiced
- 1 tablespoon honey or maple syrup
- 1 teaspoon poppy seeds
- ¼ teaspoon onion granules
- 1 cup green cabbage, sliced
- 1 cup brussels sprouts, shaved or shredded
- 1 cup broccoli slaw
- 1 cup dried cranberries
- 1/3 cup toasted pepitas (pumpkin seeds)
- 1 apple, diced (Honeycrisp is best)
- Remove the center stems from the kale. Next, cut the kale into thin slivers. Place the kale in a bowl and squeeze half of the lemon and about ¼ teaspoon of salt on it. Massage the kale with your hands -- for at least one minute -- by squeezing it tightly and releasing it. The kale will reduce in size and produce a green liquid at the bottom of the bowl.
- In a separate bowl, mix the olive oil, vinegar, orange juice, the other half of the lemon, maple syrup or honey, the poppy seeds, the rest of the salt, and onion granules.
- Add the cabbage, brussels sprouts, broccoli slaw, cranberries, pepitas, and apple on top of the kale.
- Pour the dressing on the kale mixture and toss everything to combine. If desired, garnish the salad with extra pepitas. (If you have raw pumpkin seeds, add them to a dry skillet on medium heat, and toast them for three to five minutes).
- Serve and enjoy.